Belarusian technical death metal act Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum have been making some waves online lately. They released a promo in 2013 with two tracks titled ‘Pierasiakajučy Swiatlieńnie J Zmrok Dziewiaci Miraŭ Spustašęnnia Čatyroch Wymiaręńniaŭ Času J Prastoru, Spiralliu Skroź Niewiadomuju Biaskoncasć Daliokaha Kosmasu Prazrystaje Sonca Wosieni Zachodzić U Zienit Astraĺnaj Prajekcyi Kručęńnia Transcęndęntaĺnych Staŭpoŭ Swojeasabliwaści Płoskaści Analizu Niepachisnaści Iściny‘ and ‘Pašyrajučy Spiektr Suzirańnia Ękstrapaliarnaha Kantynuumu Praz Sakraĺnaje Admaŭlieńnie Tliennaje Ręčaisnaści Naciažęńnie Ęnierhietyčnych Niciej Pranizliwych Prastor Wakuumu Adukawanaha Zastoju, Skroź Pryzmu Časoŭ Dęmatęryalizuje Katęharyčny Impieratyŭ Jak Iliuzornaje Stwaręńnie Bačnasci Ruchu Pa Spirali Žyccia’. Now they’ve announced their debut album titled Prajecyrujučy Sinhuliarnaje Wypramieńwańnie Daktryny Absaliutnaha J Usiopahłynaĺnaha Zła Skroź Šaścihrannuju Pryzmu Sîn-Ahhī-Erība Na Hipierpawierchniu Zadyjakaĺnaha Kaŭčęha Zasnawaĺnikaŭ Kosmatęchničnaha Ordęna Palieakantakta, Najstaražytnyja Ipastasi Dawosiewych Cywilizacyj Prywodziać U Ruch Ręzanansny Transfarmatar Časowapadobnaj Biaskoncaści Budučyni U Ćwiardyniach Absierwatoryi Nwn-Hu-Kek-Amon, Uwasabliajučy Ŭ Ęfirnuju Matęryju Prach Ałulima Na Zachad Ad Ękzapłaniety PSRB 1620-26b, to be released later this year.
Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum were founded in 2009 in Minsk, Belarus. Not much else is known about them, as they are shrouded in mystery. Their 2013 promo release was very slammy tech death in the vein of Defeated Sanity. However, for their debut album Prajecyrujučy Sinhuliarnaje Wypramieńwańnie Daktryny Absaliutnaha J Usiopahłynaĺnaha Zła Skroź Šaścihrannuju Pryzmu Sîn-Ahhī-Erība Na Hipierpawierchniu Zadyjakaĺnaha Kaŭčęha Zasnawaĺnikaŭ Kosmatęchničnaha Ordęna Palieakantakta, Najstaražytnyja Ipastasi Dawosiewych Cywilizacyj Prywodziać U Ruch Ręzanansny Transfarmatar Časowapadobnaj Biaskoncaści Budučyni U Ćwiardyniach Absierwatoryi Nwn-Hu-Kek-Amon, Uwasabliajučy Ŭ Ęfirnuju Matęryju Prach Ałulima Na Zachad Ad Ękzapłaniety PSRB 1620-26b, they claim to have made a huge leap forward in terms of their music.
Fortunately, Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum provided a translation of the album’s title in order to clear up any confusion, and it reads as follows:
Projecting the singular emission ov the Doctrine ov Absolute and All-Absorbing Evil through the hexahedral prism ov Sîn-Ahhī-Erība upon the hypersurface ov zodiacal arc ov the cosmotechnical order ov paleocontact founders the utterly ancient hypostases ov pre-axes civilizations actuate the resonance transformer ov temporally similar to the eternity ov the future in the towers ov Nwn-Hu-Kek-Amon’s obcervatory embodying the ashes ov Alulim into the ethereal matter to the west ov exoplanet PSRB 1620-26b.
The album Prajecyrujučy Sinhuliarnaje Wypramieńwańnie Daktryny Absaliutnaha J Usiopahłynaĺnaha Zła Skroź Šaścihrannuju Pryzmu Sîn-Ahhī-Erība Na Hipierpawierchniu Zadyjakaĺnaha Kaŭčęha Zasnawaĺnikaŭ Kosmatęchničnaha Ordęna Palieakantakta, Najstaražytnyja Ipastasi Dawosiewych Cywilizacyj Prywodziać U Ruch Ręzanansny Transfarmatar Časowapadobnaj Biaskoncaści Budučyni U Ćwiardyniach Absierwatoryi Nwn-Hu-Kek-Amon, Uwasabliajučy Ŭ Ęfirnuju Matęryju Prach Ałulima Na Zachad Ad Ękzapłaniety PSRB 1620-26b features artwork done by the famed Pär Olofsson. He’s definitely captured the theme of the album title in the artwork.
What
the
actual
f**k
That name doe.
HA! My most anticipated of 2015.
What the fuck?
nice gimmick
The bands first promo is alright but i really hope they grow into writing some neat music and don’t just remain as a band with a ridiculous name.
This album kinda ruins the design on the front page…
Everything about this release is just as stupid as their name and song titles. GTFO!
please remove this shit from here
WHAT THE… WHY? JUST WHY?!
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Awful… Remove it.
I didn’t know Marry Poppins was releasing another mixtape, cool!
Hyping for the heck of it.
I just want this to get released, so we can have a pretty front page again ;)
But I have to say, they are getting a decent amount of traffic on the site. Even if everyone think it’s a bug.
Just a couple of days left :D
Yeah yeah, hahah, I get it. Were all laughing and marveling at the sheer cleverness and absolute hilarity. Now can you please at least abbreviate this album that no one wants and no one will download so that it doest take up half the goddamn page? I feel that is a rational compromise.
**Doesn’t. Fuck.
this site is bush league
New favorite band right here
The lord has finally bestowed upon us the mother of all leaks.
I’m sorry all.
We forgive you
I wanted to see this leak xD