Will Smith Ill Will

Noisey, the music site by Vice, has written an article about an upcoming Will Smith album. It's marked as "Fan fiction", and it being Vice - Being ironic is the name of the game here. But someone DID add the album to our site, and I think it's way too funny to just delete it. Also, Google refuses to index the album entry. Conspiracy theories please.

Also, I love the comment someone made below the article, which said "This sounds like a hoax. When Wikipedia doesn't know what you're talking about, it's because you don't know what you're talking about.".

We made our own album cover. Boom!

Here's what Noisey had to say:

"Back in February, Will Smith and Kanye West happened to be in the same hotel in Rio De Janeiro. Trust that this was no coincidence. This was the Zoroaster's doing. An intergalactic deity dictated every decision and action by every organism that has ever existed going back thousands of years to the dinosaurs so that Kanye West and Will Smith would happen to run into each other and become friends. That brief friendship fling in February birthed this beautiful factoid.

What would a Will Smith rap album in 2013 sound like? Would he trend jock? What big name stars would get features? Could innocuous rap even thrive in 2013? Or would he switch his style up and then when they hate, let them hate and let the money pile up?

Well, wonder no more. Will, impressed with our coverage of the event that spurred his album, sent us a time-sensitive RAR file containing 13 92kbps .RAM files. Collectively, they made up his album. He asked us not to leak the audio. We obliged. Also, we didn't because literally no one on the planet has RealPlayer anymore. We just happened to have an old IBM 300GL Pentium II 400 MHz in the Noisey storage closet with RP already installed. Due out Q1 2014, this is the official track by track preview of the latest Will Smith album in eight years: Ill Will."

So get your RealPlayers ready leakers.

"Die on a Treadmill"
"Dick Game Bonkers" ft. Young Thug
"Gettin' Juggy Wit It" ft. Young Scooter and Future
"Will Been Trill (Eyedyne Poinin)" ft. Pimp C
"Summer Solstice" ft. Dom Kennedy & DJ Jazzy Jeff
"Big Willie Style" ft. Drake, Future, French Montana & Rick Ross
"Candy Crush" ft. Dru Hill
"Hitch" ft. Heems
"Big Willie Style Part 2" ft. Danny Brown, A$AP Ferg, Big Baby Gandhi, Antwon & Lakutis
"Parent Trap" ft. Wiz Khalifa, Kanye West, Chief Keef
Bonus Tracks on Deluxe Version:
"Ate The Ass and Didn't Call"
"Pinkett Matter" ft. Frank Ocean
"Uncle Phil" ft. Lil B The BASEDGOD